Hey ... Today was a verii unfortunate valentines ... it sucked ... and its all bcus of dhat gay chris ... haish ... it was dean's bday today ( we call him lover boy ) ... He is so lucky ah born on valentine seem to haf some effect ... lots of gurls lk him ... sobs ... so he came and we sing dhe happy birthday to him yay VERII HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DEAN !
... yes ... so we had P.E ya wei li's worst nightmare came true arghh we caarn believe it lor he was saying yesterday dhat he had a prediction that we doing something horrible today preparing for napfa or something or cross country ... so truely ... WE RAN 1.8 km !!!
So damn sad lor ... well we were lk sweating lk mad and half dead dhen we still had geography test after writing so much damn notes ... confirm i lost lk 3 marks ... *knock head agianst wall * ...
So during recess wanted buy rose ... from chris la cus he buying for everyone ... dhen he was lk damn pissed off la cus we lk always call him is lk gay ( he really is gay wad ) ... so he say he rather give his grandmother dhen really leh dun sell to mie walao i was scolding 'fark him' la ... walao ... spoil everything la chao ji bai ( verii white ? ) as*Hole...
History ... was doing geo workbk dhen ms lim come confiscate walao so sad ... dhen we went library do research ... dhen lk most eventful thing
( EL LESSON ) ... we went tuhh wet market to learn ... mai grp ( brendon , pooven , omar ,wei li ) ... were doing fish and seafood ... lol ... i writing lk so hard la ... wei li oso hen xing ku ( verii hard ) dhe write ... yes so brendon lk asking lots opf questions i jotting down ... i dhe end i and him only say ( verii lame ) ... XING NIAN KUAI LE !!! lol ... ya ... dhen dhe aunty next stall was lk ' Wah so professional' lol lorx ... dhen pooven dhat fish guy tou tou go fish aquarium in dhe end he got freaked out ... lol cus dhe guy was lk showing him frogs instead or toads ? dhere was this gigantic frog la ... how to describe ... abt dhe size of ... a tissue box ? big right ? dhen when he put it on dhe ground it lk urinated on poovens leg ... lol so he got totally freaked out lol ... dhen dhe gurls oso wanted see ... dhen dhey saw la ... diaox ... so was damn thirsty go drink bubble tea walao dhe most important thing dhat habben today ... We were playing with dhe pearls ! just lk last time haish ... ya so i went tuhh pui in mai own drink so hard ... dhat everthing just spurted out on mai face ... diaox la ... then all over mai uniform ... and pants ... and collar ... dhen brendon drinking half way laugh lk siao ... omg la ... i was fa dai ( wtf ... ) ... and almost all dhe guys were lauging so hard ... saying wad bird shit ... aiyo ... really look lk birdshit ! and dhe gurls were some were laughing some were omg so sad ( tyty ) ...
SO going back for EFL use mai file to cover ... dhen i became lk dhe main topic la until i made one new song ( from mrs low i love dhe dafedils )
I lurve dhe birdshit
I lurve dhe O-reo ( dhe drink was oreo chocolate )
Ilurve dhe chocolate
I lurve tuhh look lk shit
dua ba dua ba dua ba dum
bom bom bom
*vomit sound*
lol ... so went to look for ms lim call until lk 15 mins dhen some tr say dhey all go meeting so wei li went home le play football with dhe sec 3s with zhi xiang omar and pooven ... dhen zhi xiang was lk pro almost go in goal he header until fly away ... ya budden i win him he try act pro dribbling trying olay mie i was lk walao ... dhen kick dhe ball away and dhen into dhe goal ... woots ... ya so NCC was lk extremely fun and dhe main topic was 'kenneth dhe gay cum nerd' ya so PT abit saw some retarded guy he was lk stroking dhe gurls pinafo he lk so perverted la ! so playing soccer our team called ... BIKINI BOTTOM !! ... ya so hardly play cus verii little time and kenneth was lk saying all those cold jokes walao i cold lk hell almost got flu ...more lk a blizzard lor ... and whats worse hes lk a saddist so he dislocate dhe legs ... of a ant ... walao so damn evil la he i carn stand him la ... kuan and zhi xiang hates him espeically mie ... i'm so lk ...disturbed la ... walao ... ya but anyways enjoys NCC today no training so will be able to go back hgp yay ...